Sister Laura N. Testins, Sister of the Bog of Eternal Stench


Laura N. Testins, Sister of the Bog of Eternal Stench

Co-Mistress of Rituals & Saints and Board Member at Large

Member Since


Big Sister

Ambrosia Discordia, Traci Undercaffinated

Social Media



Greeting & Salutations! I would like to start from the beginning, which is a very good place to start, if I do say so myself. I was born 5 minutes until Midnight, under the sign of the Scorpio. I'm currently a fully professed Sister with the Orlando Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence.

The beginning of my journey started with the South Florida Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence in October 2012. I met the Sisters at one of the South Florida PRIDE events & became intrigued. The images of white faces with colorful designs and outrageous clothing stuck in my head for several months as I learned who The Sisters are. I wanted to become as knowledgeable as I could & find out who these "Sisters" were. I went to my first general membership meeting and was immediately immersed & obsessed with what the organization does. Giving back to the community, the education of safe sex & HIV/AIDS/STI awareness and everything in between is what made me fall in love.

I loved the idea of joining this Sisterhood & giving back where I never imagined it was possible. I always felt like an outcast. I was never like the other kids. I had braces & glasses, wore all black (including long, black hair), listened to Nine Inch Nails & Marilyn Manson and the Spooky Kids & felt like I was a sheltered kid wandering through the fields of loneliness & depression.

I am here to give all back to all of you. It does not matter what race, creed, sexual orientation, size, gender, marital status, humanoid, alien, robot, shop-a-holic, hoarder or whatever you associate yourself with or identify as. If you see us out in public, please don't be afraid to ask us "What's this? What's going on here"? Or simply just open your arms for a hug. I don't do this for a Thank You. I do this because I love who I am, who we are and what we, as a whole, represent. Much love! MUAH! :*

My Ministry

We are an order of Post-Modern Nuns, dedicated to the promulgation of omniversal joy, and the expiation of stigmatic guilt.

We work to raise money for charitable organizations, fight for queer rights and visibility, do safer sex outreach, bring joy and unity to our community, and strive diligently to keep our sense of humor, never taking ourselves so seriously that we forget to have FUN. We gladly welcome all races, creeds, genders, and sexual orientations...

For the greater good...

Favorite Quotes

Jareth: You give her that peach, Hoggle, or I'll dip you straight into the Bog of Eternal Stench before you can blink! And Hoggle? If she ever kisses you, I'll turn you into a prince.
Hoggle: You will?
Jareth: Prince of the Land of Stench!
-Scene from The Labyrinth

Great green gobs of greasy, grimy, gopher guts... mutilated monkey meat... itty bitty birdy feet... and me without my...spoon. -Marilyn Manson and the Spooky Kids

"Wishing for something does not make it so". - Captain Picard of the Starship, Enterprise

"Smile on. Pass it on". - Deee-Lite


We Always Try to Make a Difference

Interested in joining us? Click the button below for more information.

Join Us

OSPI Member Login